Can you imagine about
the state of mind of a year old bride-groom for not having even a single
interaction in this long awaited monsoon month. When, even the age old couples
who hardly interact throughout the year get together in this wedding monsoon
month... known as honeymoon month. Just imagine the level of frustration they
have in their mind, and especially when the honeymoon floor was decorated with
all its fragrance and waiting for couple to perform.
Being Indian going on
honeymoon holiday is still a taboo, but what if you didn’t get space at your
own house. We Indians are highly interested in others honeymoon story, Aren't
we? We are! After all we are followers of Asharam and Radhe (sorry followers she
don’t deserve to be called maa).
What they (couple)did
how they did and so on.. are digestive pills for our immune system, without
this pill we can’t digest even mineral water. We try all our James bound type
hollow mind to know about others secret play. It’s not our fault it's our DNA. So
don't you need to feel sorry. But sometimes we cross all our limits and this
monsoon it happens. These neighbors are really not good.What I am talking about here is parliamentary honeymoon.
Monsoon session is over, well decorated floor is still waiting for single heroic
performance at its floor but all these neighbors continued poking and honeymoon
session over. These neighbors didn’t let the newly weeded bride-groom to perform a single step;
even they didn't gave them chance to have some naughty conversation....
Though we all know that
too much of honey in honeymoon spoil it's taste, a pinch of salt is needed to
make the trip worthy. Just like a shy partner who become salty at.... But just think for a while that if s/he behave
naughty throughout session then will it be fun ? Never...
I don't know whom to
blame and whom to not. This below average performer monsoon or the jilted neighbor
who started shouting whenever the bride-groom were about to start their step. As
we can't fight with nature so I will not blame monsoon for its under performance
throughout the country and making the session little bit less romantic. As far
as dear neighbors are concerned they must be blamed for continuously
interrupting the couple and leaving the honeymoon floor virgin this time. Their
continuous interruption soil the expectation of nation, waiting for some
"good news" this time.
What! You don't know about good news.. Don’t be silly all we know
what good news we expect from honeymoon.
Only because of some
sterile neighbor, nation fails to get any good news. Yes I am talking about
monsoon session of parliament which proved nothing but shame for the nation. Truly
speaking what I came to realize is that both the govt. and opposition were not
willing to run the house. This is not the first time that all these "tu-tu-mai-mai" was going on, for both of them it is there constitutional right.
Opposition as per its
nature tries all its means to paralyses the house and it succeeded too in doing so.
So they are right the session is fruitful, but government who claim that
opposition paralyses the house didn’t show any sign of eagerness and enthusiasm
in running the house. Instead of finding the sub-way to run the house
government tries all it’s means to defame opposition for not functioning the
house and in doing so government succeeded too and session is fruitful for the
government too.
Once caretaker of the honeymoon
floor tries to give some positive sing to the nation by exiling some hard-core
neighbor for few days but it too proved worthless. None of the bride-groom
supporter gave single statement which
hold some water. Carrying the legacy Gabbar didn’t utter a single word God knows why,
may be he tries to hide that not only the opposition but the occupant too is
sterile. So there is no good news from this honeymoon. As it generally happen
in Indian society when we poke our neighbor too much it ends with slug-war and
here too it end with slugfest.
Meet-naa-mila-re-man-ka…
May be some good news come
soon.
Waiting for next HONEYMOON
TRIP.
Jai hind
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